Dirty Cam

The act of shitting in a plastic bag at work and taking it home and rubbing it all over your spouse as foreplay

Oh my gosh my husband drove all day and still had time to give me a dirty cam when he got home

by Damnman August 10, 2022

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Dirty Gabbe

When you do a dirty gabbe you smash a gorilla with your huge penis and you smash it till it dies

I did a dirty gabbe yestrday

by your mom lmao im so funny omg April 25, 2022

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Dirty xiara

When a obese egirl sits on top of a man and proceeds to release explosive diarrhoea into the man’s mouth until suffocation.

“Damnnn I heard that chick Bella gave that guy a Dirty xiara, reckon he’s still alive?

by your-fellow-niglet May 3, 2022

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dirty Cruickshank

A dirty Cruickshank is the act of getting drunk at a strip club halfway through a divorce, then getting a hangover the next day and teaching a room of high schoolers what you don't know about.

My agriculture teacher pulled a dirty Cruickshank the night before a big competition.

by Juan R. November 3, 2022

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Dirty Willa

To attack someone with a bucket of horse semen whilst yodeling then proceeding to have intercourse with a lactating camel.

I pulled such a Dirty Willa on jeremy last weekend

by NebJo November 8, 2022

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While sitting on your girlfriends face in the 69 position, so as to prevent her struggling from breaking the seal, fart in her mouth and/or nose and keep the seal intact until she farts your fart out of her butt.

I took my girlfriend to the movies last night and she kept dozing off. So I tossed her down and gave her a Dirty Sockow right there in the theater!

by NotMadeUpByMe November 15, 2022

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