"Wow deewaers your the goat of X!"
by Weatherladydw January 06, 2025
"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"
by traxe January 07, 2025
by honeymustardgoat July 14, 2022
The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019
The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
by the stanky leg April 06, 2009
Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/
by Meme-Lard May 26, 2020