A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.
by sazzy jo June 03, 2017
He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)
Willy Wonka
by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020
by Cokeface March 14, 2021
A figurative location in black culture referring to one's relationship status used to determine if someone is sexually available. Individuals who claim to be "good in the willy house" are presently satisfied with their current relationship status, whereas those who claim to be "outside" or not "good" in the willy house are unsatisfied and/or sexually available.
Ex. 1
Ayo shawty real quick wus good in the willy house w'chu? (are you sexually available)
We ousside if u feel me. (I am)
Ex. 2
Hey wya in the willy house? (Are you happy relationship-wise)
Nah man, my bitch she ain't wanna fuck.
Ayo shawty real quick wus good in the willy house w'chu? (are you sexually available)
We ousside if u feel me. (I am)
Ex. 2
Hey wya in the willy house? (Are you happy relationship-wise)
Nah man, my bitch she ain't wanna fuck.
by isurvived3/1mystershit February 15, 2024
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 04, 2015
The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.
by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022
God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018