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Noah

Noah is the greatest beta to ever exist. His beta prowess is up there with the emo simps.
Dang Noah’s back at it again being that girls foot rest.
by Haonsiaateb November 22, 2022
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Noah

Dam the coolest and hottest guy you’ve ever seen, and his gf is the sexiest person ever.
Look at that sexy guy, his name must be Noah.
by ISmellBacon22 November 25, 2019
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noah silerio

A boss nigga with all the swag and the hot body that gets all the hoes
Noah silerio is a sexy beast
by Chickenpastainmymouthwow October 29, 2013
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Noah

How's the crops doing Noah? "whip!!"
by Littleboyblueballs July 21, 2019
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Noah

Noah

A Noah is someone who can be very annoying but at the same time the most cutest boy you may meet. At the age of 16, a Noah guy can be sweet, funny and downright manipulative. He can kiss you and the next day not talk to you. A Noah can also be the fake person alive, like talking to you and in the middle of the conversation go talk to his friends. A Noah could also take advantage of your feelings. He can and might play with your mind and also be trying to get with you. At the end of the day he wants you so bad that he'll start talking about and wanting you the more.
Girl: Hey Noah um we need to talk cause I think things are getting complicated
Noah: Oh, ok um nah actually
Girl: What? Why?
*leaves you
by N-y'know May 1, 2019
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Noah

Noah is just Ronaldo, but of course he isn't a Wannabe and he's better than Ronaldo in football.
Messi: Wow look at him, Noah ist better than me and than you
Ronaldo: Maybe, maybe not.

FIFA Ballon D'OR Winner is NOAH!
by Ronaldo9 December 30, 2016
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Noah

The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.
Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
by NPCEnergy July 22, 2022
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