Dead-Inside Syndrome

A rare, sometimes soul-destroying condition caused by one or two of the following:
Professor
School
Thumb Wounds

I have "Dead-Inside Syndrome" because Professor looked at me.

by Shelby Longbottom October 25, 2017

Dead Possum Referral

When you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a competitor you don't like. From the Australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.

This crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. I suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our competitors.

by JohnnyJester April 14, 2014

Man im dead

Used when someone makes an unfunny joke

Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: What
Person 1: Chicken butt.
Person 2: Man im dead

by MamaHuevoJoño December 13, 2022

Facebook dead end

When you or someone you know is facebook creeping and comes to a hot girls profile who has it set on private thus not allowing you to view all her slutty pics.

Max: Bro did u see that bitches pic from Ocean City?
Pasha: No man, im not her friend, shes just another Facebook dead end.

by ZeekLooney November 29, 2011

Dead Poets Society

-amazing movie set in the 50’s and
released in 1989
-gay ass characters (anderperry 🫵🫵🫵)
-the best movie to exist btw

a: what’s ur fav movie
b: dead poets society
a: HOLY SHITT NO WAY??? I

LOVE THAT MOVIE

by seungsungluvr May 13, 2023

Im dead inside

same do not be ashamed we all are

kill me im dead inside

by Lil ultimate June 4, 2020

The attack of the dead men

Turmoil at the front, willhelms forces on the hunt,Theres a thunder in the east,ITS AN ATTACK OF THE DECEASED!They've been facing poison gas 7000 charge en mass, turn the tide of the attack, and force the enemy to turn back!
And thats when the dead men are marching again
Osowiec, then, and again
Attack of the, dead, hundred men,
Facing the, led, once again,
Hundred men, Charge again, Die again

History Nerd 1: Ayo have you heard about The attack of the dead men
History Nerd 2: whats that?
History Nerd 1: It's bassically a real life zombie attack, that happened on august 6th, 1915, Some soliders, who should've been dead. Charged at the german army. Its also a sick fucking song
History Nerd 2: HOw HAVE I NOT FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS

by Chad3 October 31, 2021