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Confuzzle Fucked

To be in an incredibly stressful and confusing situation, where you see there is no fixing the problem.
I was at work yesterday and realized all my coworkers had left, all our supplies was not where I remember it, and a family of 10 just came in, I am very confuzzle fucked
by LemonShake32 August 3, 2023
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Fuck a Femboy Day

On July 25th it is national fuck a femboy day. A date in which all femboys are granted a pass to have sex with anyone as long as they consent.
Guy 1: "dude tomorrow is fuck a femboy day"

Femboy: "I cant wait UwU"
by dfgggfdgfddfg July 25, 2023
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Gill Fucking

The act of a man sticking his penis in a dead fish.
“I did some gill fucking when my dad took me fishing
by Asseater654 January 3, 2019
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Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
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What the fuck did you just say about me?

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT
by SexualAnonymous April 8, 2023
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fuck boy

it's a guy
by remi boyz November 21, 2017
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A Whatever the fuck

A strange creature that you have no idea even existed until it claims your life.
Player: I got killed by a whatever the fuck in deeeep.io! Now I'm filled with sadness and having a depressive episode!

Dude 1: Bro I was playing Minecraft right
Dude 2: Yea?
Dude 1: And this whatever the fuck just blew up my entire base!
Dude 2: Damn bro. That sucks, but I never asked.
by Marshado June 27, 2021
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