ass mower

what you use to whoop someone's ass

spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*

by raybeez February 21, 2022

Night-Ass

When you admire you booty at night ans just stare and think: "wow, what an ass"

Man i stayed up all night just committing some night-ass

by THE MAGIC PHONE MAN June 9, 2018

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

Monkey's Ass

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.

Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass

by Gius? November 4, 2024

lying-assed

Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.

"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."

by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022

packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes

Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.

by Welchling July 19, 2015

Pancake Ass

On this day you slap your friends ass. But only if they are flatter than a pancake.

Jason: * slaps Alex’s ass
Alex: Hey. What did you do that for!

Jason: You have a pancake ass!
Alex: Oh okay 👍🏽

by Lil Pancake 🥞 November 18, 2019