Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)

by Lemonke President October 27, 2019

National sex day

National sex day is an unofficial holiday celebrated on October 17th

Congrats on the sex it’s national sex day

by Skertskert October 17, 2019

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.

I wish I had day johnson

by Winky face 😘 May 31, 2018

December 21st Day

Today is buy your Croatian friend a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.

Person 1: I like you so much, we’re such good friends.

Croatian Person: Well if we’re such good friends, you should buy me a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.

Person 1: What? Why? That’s too much money.

Croatian Person. Well, it’s December 21st Day! You have too. Or it’s racist.

by Dr.Montgomery December 20, 2022

National Hug Day

National hug day is now moved to April 15th since everyone was too busy grabbing people’s asses instead of hugging. So we get a redo 😂 you can hug whoever you want. Good luck :)

National hug day is where anyone can hug anyone. Don’t get jumped :)

by Idk1118888 April 12, 2019

Scarf Day

Dec 18, a holiday often used as an excuse to get a free scarf from a friend or loved one.

“Dude, it’s Scarf Day. Who are you gonna ask to give you a scarf?”

by acerace December 13, 2020