national sorbet day

national sorbet day is celebrated on the second day of september, aka no simp september, this day is for my friends birthday, known as sorbet. HEADASS CAN SIMP THIS MONTH BECAUSE ITS HIS BDAY. NOT BASED 😒

"HAVE YOU HEARD OF NATIONAL SORBET DAY I HEARD THEYRE CELEBRATING THE BDAY OF A HOT MAN"
"YES ITS MY BDAY IM THE HOT MAN"

by theheadassblank September 1, 2021

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

National make out with your girlfriend day

When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.

It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss

by Danniilopezzz134 September 1, 2021

National Grab Titty Day

Grab somebody's tittys. September 2

"What the hell why did you grab my tittys."
"Its National Grab Titty Day that's why"

by Lanalia September 1, 2021

IDGAF day

The national day for September 2nd. A day for you to not give a shit

"Hey bro can you help me with my homework?
"Hell no do you know what day it is? IDGAF day"
"Shit my bad"

by Most Fatty Num Nuts September 1, 2021

National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021