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National Head Day

Is where a girlfriend or side chick needs to give the sloppiest and the best head he has ever had. This takes place July 13th
Did you hear about national head day? It happens every year on July 13th. I can’t wait until he gets home.
by Bddaddy July 13, 2023
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Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.
No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.
by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022
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Call Several People Table Gremlins Day

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything
Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"
by TakaGoBrrrr December 21, 2022
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National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024
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Opposite Day

Opposite Day, also called Backwards Day, is a game usually played by children. The game begins when someone declares that it is "opposite day” On Opposite Day, everything is the opposite of what it usually is.”
Every year: April 21
Everything is opposite no matter what

Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)

Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
by Dj J wit da beats May 29, 2018
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sigma day

sigma is a day where you have to kiss your crush and do something fun with them!
you: hey! its sigma day. wanna go to the movies?
crush: uh sure.
by itsmekatt June 9, 2025
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Mullbags Day

National drinking holiday in commemoration of A.T Mullbags The First may she live long & prosper) passing of exams and driving test. Participants of this festival commemorate the day by drinking excessively, shifting one another and falling into a nice comatosed sleep.
"I consumed so many beverages on Mullbags Day"

"Dude, I love Mullbags Day. Here, smell my fingers."

"Dude, I can't remember a thing of Mullbags Day!"
"Brah, you're not supposed to, it was Mullbags Day!"
by ClungieMama6969 January 23, 2013
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