New Billboard Day

The first day of the month. Based on The Simpsons episode Homie the Clown.

"It must be the first of the month! New Billboard Day!"

by anonymous August 26, 2024

Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.

Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"

by von groovy August 27, 2024

International Ballprank Day

March 7 is International Ballprank day, a growing international trend among women around the world. On the eve of International Women's Day, women humble men by exploiting the weakness of testicles. When the suffering male complains, they mock him that it "was just a prank". Surprise nutshots are especially popular. For many feminists Ballbusting is a popular ritual to get in the mood for the March 8th celebrations, other women bust balls to raise awareness for Women's Self Defense, and many more women just do it to have fun.

Did you see how hard she kicked him for International Ballprank Day? He's still down crying! 😂😂😂

by EllieofT August 28, 2024

National Chey Day

National Chey Day is the day in which we celebrate Chey but also get turnt in her honor! National Chey Day falls on every September 6th

Friend: “Hey what day is it today?!”
Friend 2: “It’s September 6th why?”
Friend: “It’s NATIONAL CHEY DAY!! TURN UPP!!”

by ms.regine September 1, 2024

National Tenant Day

A day for landlords to shower their tenants with gifts and words of appreciation. Legend has it that the best landlords cook their tenants a hot meal before giving them gifts and reading them a bedtime story. National Tenant Day takes place on the first of October or the first of every month if you are a good landlord.

My name is Kyle and I plan to celebrate my amazing tenant Max on National Tenant Day!

by AVeryCool-Person September 15, 2024

Anti-Lokman Day

4th of May, the Day that celebrates the People of Gamejolt defeating a racist Undertale Hater and Sex Offender named Lokman and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr and his dream

Person 1: it's Anti-Lokman day
Person 2: what's that
Person 1: the day that celebrates the defeat of Lokman

by Spider-jolter September 16, 2024

Day

The feeling in my heart when you I see…
The words I type…
I truly mean…
It is not for entrainment on ud…
Or for a new post for someone to dislike 👎.

My words are from my heart!
It is YOU!!!!
Giving up I won’t EVER do…
Cuckoo a day or two…
More than likely…
I will do…

But even on those days
I love YOU!!!
And won’t stop loving you…
Or dreaming of the day…
I love you I say everyday!!!!

by a dream and 💔 September 20, 2024