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ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping
Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes
by joecord May 17, 2016
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check his ass

It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".
Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS
by Jimmycrackpipe August 8, 2016
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Ass-mongler

A person guilty of committing a leeown (see leeowned)
eg. That Ass-mongler sure can leeown!
by dank sewage November 28, 2003
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Slim ass

Slim short and thick with a ass
Ay slim she a slim ass
by Yofavfr March 27, 2023
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piper on their ass

A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.
I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...
by Cnlefae May 14, 2017
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Slap ass day

National slap someones ass day is on December 10th. You can slap anyones ass you want on this day.
Dude did you just slap ashleys ass?
Yeah, its national slap ass day!
by XxpandabearxX December 9, 2019
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Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.
Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.
by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018
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