shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.
by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021
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Get a rustlers ya dick

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!

2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"

Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017
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dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.
I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
by Ohyeseyedid September 08, 2017
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HISOKAS BIG DICK

HISOKA IS VERY HOT HANDSOME AND HAS A BIG ASS DICK
Random person: hey do you like HISOKAS BIG DICK

me: yes I love HISOKAS BIG DICK
by MUICHIRO TOTIKTO November 06, 2021
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Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 27, 2022
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Bridge Dick

Dick for when someone is transitioning from exclusively enjoying pussy, to enjoying dick as well.

The owner of the dick is probably very palatable, perhaps more feminine, or a true feminist in the sheets.
Jared’s kind of a feminine guy, I bet he’s got good bridge dick
by Babyy.lovv June 24, 2022
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