Dick Coozie

A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.

Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.

by Peesalot August 3, 2018

Dick Rocket

Doing a line of coke off of someone’s dick.

Things got pretty wild last night when people started doing dick rockets off Joes dick.

by Rick Dockets September 6, 2022

Dicking around

To waste time, dilly dalling.

Stop dicking around,we need to keep moving.

by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018

Flubber Dick

When you've been jerking off way too hard for too, long and your dick turns red and limp.

"Oh man, last night i jerked it way too much to Monica, and now i have flubber dick"

by mannnysg October 2, 2016

Dick

(Verb) to be played by a person or false persona for the purpose of achieving sexual satisfaction or sadistic cravings. Often used as a desperate attempt to hide something personal, ie. homosexuality.

She realized she had been dicked by her current boyfriend when she found out via text message that he chose his second girlfriend over her.

by superwholock69 January 22, 2014

Dick

A name that is short for "Richard." Not a name for the rude bit of a male (looking at a bunch of ignorant and rude people)

Hello, my name is Dick. Do not use my name as a word for a man's private part.

by The Truthful 1 January 29, 2023