ass tattering

1.Some situation that scares the shit out of you.

2. Used to Describe some good situation in a hyperbolic sense

Here is an example that works for both Cases:
CONJURING is an ass tattering movie

by BadMDFK99 October 18, 2023

Shit’s Ass

A term similar to “What the Fuck!” but may sound funnier or more PG-13 given the situation.

“The house got broken into? Well shit’s ass!”

by ArrowCoaster47 December 9, 2024

Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.

watch out, it’s slap ass week!!

by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019

Cock in the ass

The same as what i said it was before

Person 1-This is what _____ means

Person 2-Yeah bro thats a (fat) (jucy) cock in the ass

by Uncle_billy December 1, 2020

Pancake Ass

On this day you slap your friends ass. But only if they are flatter than a pancake.

Jason: * slaps Alex’s ass
Alex: Hey. What did you do that for!

Jason: You have a pancake ass!
Alex: Oh okay 👍🏽

by Lil Pancake 🥞 November 18, 2019

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025