National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018

Resistance Day.

On December 20th there is a day known as "Fur-day" which you have to do furry-related things with a furry friend of yours.
In Resistance Day, you are able to beat up any furry that you see without their consent.

Anybody that takes part in Resistance Day won't have to take part in Fur-day or Anti-Anti-Fur Day too, or any other negative things.

Tim: "Oh hey Bob, it's Resistance Day."
Bob: "RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR."

Furry: "uwu >w< it's fur-day I wanna make you a furson-"
Bob: "SHUT THE FUCK UP."

by The Real REAL REAL Obama December 19, 2020

National ass pic day

On the 5th July you should send a photo of your ass to your lover

It’s national ass pic day! 🤤

by wazzzza34 July 5, 2021

Valentines day

Ask the person out, destroy their feelings. No regret. No simping. FUAQ DA HOES YKNOW

Jack: will you date me?
Mary: yes
-1 day passes-
Jack: faquq you i'm out
Mary: bruh
Valentines day

by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021

N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!

Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning

by DoomsdayDJ February 4, 2024

Weeb Day

December 28th. A Counter to Furry Day, on Weeb Day, anyone, regardless if they enjoy anime or not, will be forced to do watch anime-related with a weeb friend if they ask.

"You may have forced me to say uwu today, but when Weeb Day comes around, your fucked."

by anonymous December 22, 2020

National Cooter Day

National Cooter Day is November 9th. Celebrate your cooters today! They’ve been through a lot.

Lauren loves National Cooter Day and her cooter.

by susanna23 November 9, 2020