Bucket Dick

An STD caught by a male cadet who has had sexual encounters with far too many trou, no cure is known and it is said to be terminal.

Cadet Y: I heard Jeremy got with another trou last night.

Cadet X: He better be careful or he'll get Bucket Dick

by TheCCQ March 24, 2009

Green Dick Slaminitus

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.

Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017

Big dick

Leo

Girl:that leo has a big dick

by Theyadoreee.nyc November 2, 2021

Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

Dick boofin

When one takes a dick in the anus

Gary and Stan went to go dick boofin

by Asieface October 8, 2020

GRAB DICK DAY

it’s September 2, just a random day to grab a boys dick

Hey Jonny ,today’s grab dick day

by idontvsco-sksksks August 30, 2019