Dirty Paras

A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.

“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night”

“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”

by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025

dirty countess

Any sex act involving the participation of all of the following demographics: one (or more) juggalo(s), one or more furry{(s) and a weeb.

Whoop whoop, I got John here with his fursuit, come over for the Dirty Countess you big weeb.

by SiFTW March 31, 2020

dirty zanna

An act most likely done by a Russian peasant whereby the lady inserts a Russian standard Vodka bottle into the rectum of her partner, whilst her pet chihuahua watches in the corner shaking.

Hey Dave, did you hear mark got a dirty zanna off his girl last night!? I hear the RSPCA has been informed.

by Fiddlesticks00 November 22, 2021

dirty nailea

To eat someone's apple, then stick a turtle up their ass and rip all their limbs apart and eat them. Mmmm chicken legs.

Oh look at that kinky monster, what a dirty nailea.

by Hazelnut cream September 8, 2021

Dirty Dayne

When you can’t get hard so you try to masturbate while making your thumb penetrate the woman’s vagina.

Dude last night I couldn’t get hard so I did the Dirty Dayne

by CanadianImbred420 April 6, 2022

dirty ice pop

Making someone piss their pants and then freezing them

Person 1: “Did you see Mike since the other day?”
Person 2: “No I think some bullies gave him a dirty ice pop”

by Chahzeh April 17, 2024

white and dirties

A very white person and their very white titties.

"Jessica showed me her white and dirties last night"

by Maddixxx January 2, 2019