im.nota_freaking._.simp

a very awesome, sweet and pretty person : <3

im.nota_freaking._.simp is cool 😨

by .gayrats July 6, 2021

Pulling a Freddy Mercury

1. Getting into a relationship with someone of the opposite gender and then realizing you’re gay, so then you have to break up with them.

2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die

1. Jasmine was pulling a Freddy Mercury in our relationship!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!

by TheUnappreciated August 8, 2021

Walmart brand freedom

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.

Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like”

by Ur mom is upstairs August 16, 2021

half mile freeway

A woman who likes a lot of large or long partners to ride on and then get off quickly

She loves that half mile freeway..

by Observer 777 August 25, 2021

Dirty Jerzey Fresh

New Jersey Cannabis Brand. 🔥💨

Dirty Jerzey Fresh dot com has premium Cannabis products..

by Www.DirtyJerzeyFresh.com August 27, 2021

gibby.vs.freddie

best person cuz they hate dsmp and they’re cooler than u

u should watch gibby.vs.freddie’s new tiktok video because it’s about how the dream smp fandom sucks ❤️

by jillian.yuh August 30, 2021

Yoo-Hoo Mudslide Freakshake

When you're performing anal intercourse but the receiver has diarrhea.

Man I was putting it in my girl's poop chute last night after we had taco bell and I ended up with a Yoo-Hoo Mudslide Freakshake on my bed.

by allexrobideau66138 September 8, 2021