Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.

america is a land of Limp-Dick Patriotism

by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025

Double Dick Energy

A variant of “Big Dick Energy”, where one has the confidence of two Big Dicks, instead of just one

What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!

by Magherra July 14, 2025

Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

1mm dick

tiny ahh dih

You have a 1mm dick

by hibiji July 16, 2025

Dick on Grade

When you lay that pipe, your dick has to be on grade.

*puts pipe into the ditch*

"Yup, Thats good dick, DICK ON GRADE"

by DickOnGrade July 18, 2025

surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.

"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."

by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025