Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.

Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025

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Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.

Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 6, 2025

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Ass Edging

Means to withhold (hinny-holding) defecation for pleasure of eventual release.

After a painful night of ass edging, Eric defecated in his Mother-in-law’s spare bedroom’s bathroom.

by Choopies June 6, 2025

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Ass-Ash

A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.

“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”

“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”

by TannerDontChickenOut June 6, 2025

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