I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.
by ecargvas October 12, 2021
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Abuse Matthew day

Today is abuse Matthew Vanotti day, it is on the 12/11 and it’s the day to just beat the shit out of him. Although I love you and you are my boyfriend this will be interesting 😘
by Secretly anonymously anonymous November 10, 2020
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Hey friend thank you for being there

National friend appreciation day means saying thank you to the one that was there for you
by :) not the one December 01, 2021
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Hug Your Friends Day

On October 22nd and 24th its hug your friends day! A day where you appreciate your friends. No one is a simp for hugging their mates on this day!!!!
Its Hug Your Friends Day

Ali: can i have a hug? Its Hug Your Friends Day!

Tim: Sure!!!
by David the basilisk October 21, 2020
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DNF day

Dnf day is June 15th, thanks to the popular song Heatwaves that was accepted by the DNF community as “thier song”

Late nights in the middle of June

DNF = Dreamnotfound
“Hey did you know it was dnf day?”

“Yea actually someone play heatwaves

No one cares.”
by Gigley_equator September 07, 2023
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National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)
by Crxfic August 16, 2024
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Pussy day

Men or women get your gain on cause it’s botta be pisyy day!!!
Man:may I get some good Coochie please?
Women:yes you may
Man:thank you on this very beautiful pussy day
by 🔓carlos October 27, 2019
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