Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

Chase2 ass

So dam small it’s non existent. Your neighbor probably has a Chase2 ass. But you can’t tell cause it’s to small. You couldn’t even fit a 1 inch dick in there. It’s called a Chase2 ass because Its that kind of ass that you chase around for 2 years then you can’t even fit in it.

You liked her until you realized she had a Chase2 ass

by Jordan1212 June 5, 2018

Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019

Bitch-ass

Someone who acts tough but isn't

You're a bitch-ass

by Lalisaaaa July 29, 2022

Ass Baby

Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.

You're a whole Ass Baby

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Lame Ass Kingston

When your long term partner breaks up with you and wants the clothes iron

My ex pulled a Lame Ass Kingston when we broke up

by The iron lady September 6, 2021

dat ass

It's when girls wear tight jeans and the show how good it is from the back pockets.

Man my teacher came with dat ass boi!!!

by Biggie Law June 4, 2022