Willie

A very small object usually owned by a person called syzmon.

Person 1:what that?

Person 2:oh it’s Simons small Willie

by Ass face 127 October 1, 2020

Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.

My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night

by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020

Wandering Willie

Accidentally mouth fucked by guy who's banging the girl your eating.

She was eating Amy good till his dick came out and well...she got a wandering willie. From where I was standing she sure seemed to like it though!!

by BigD4fun July 30, 2017

Silly Willy

A silly billy that is a willy

You are a silly willy

by Lol1986 September 16, 2019

Willy

A person who constantly complains about me spelling his name incorrectly. ( I actually spell it correctly and he is legally retarded)

"That guy over there refuses to admit that I'm spelling his name correctly!"
"He's such a Willy"

by Pluh420 January 24, 2024

Willy Willow

The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.

Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.

by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022

willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.

Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.

by Broom handle June 17, 2016