Yodie State University

When someone is exceptional in being faded then a hoe, they may choose to get a higher education at Yodie State University, or YSU. A person is granted a scholarship using the Double Blinky Scholarship Program.

A: Man I’m fr faded as a hor
B: Man you bouta go to Yodie State University
A: Got that Double Blinky Scholoarship

by YeetYeetMcYeet November 16, 2022

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consist of a shit ton of people who don’t want to be here

“Have you ever heard of Cardinal Stritch University?”
“Don’t you mean Satan’s ass crack?”

by NARPS April 22, 2022

Ace Cinematic Universe

Quite possibly the dumbest, and greatest, cinematic universe since Marvel

"Did you see the Ace Cinematic Universe got a new character?"

"NOT ANOTHER ONE"

by AceBanned February 1, 2022

Spring Arbor University

The people there are either homophobic or in the closet and the homophobic ones are the same people that try to convince you they’ve never sinned in their life. They used to kick people out for being gay until it was illegal. They can get away with damn near everything because it’s a private school. The same RAs that go to the bars and drink are the same ones snitching on students for drinking. Even if you are 21 and off campus you’re not allowed to drink but obviously people do it anyways. If you’re on probation for drinking that just means you’re hot. The education department sucks. Only good thing about it is Jesus.

girl: Hey i’m thinking about going to Spring Arbor University

guy:You shouldn’t because it sucks ass

by your mothers home February 1, 2022

Georgetown University in Qatar

A place for bad students who want to get a good degree. It's a school of crackheads who either spend their 4 years depressed with good grades, or high off of Redbull with bad grades. They're not much of party animals but they're animals still. They have beef with Northwestern students but nobody knows why. Also: the Laffer Conspiracy.

Ummm...I guess Georgetown University in Qatar

by Heurheurheurheur March 31, 2022

Arkansas State University

Arkansas State University (ASU) is a prestigious institution of higher learning located in the thriving metropolis of Jonesboro, Arkansas. This intellectual oasis is known for its cutting-edge research in fields like "Crop Dusting 101", "Underwater Basket Weaving", and "Advanced Squirrel Watching". ASU is the place to be if you aspire to be a fratty redneck, a shitty student athlete, a fucking fugitive terrorist, a socially inept autist, or a rugby player. You know you're at A-State when half the campus is decked out in Razorback gear, and the other half is wondering if they accidentally signed up for the wrong college.

"I got into ASU! Yeah, not Arizona State, but Arkansas State University. Close enough, right?"

by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 4, 2023

Santa Clara University

A school that is small in size, but big in spirits.

Riccardo: So where do you go for college?
Jane: Santa Clara University! We may be small in size, but we dream big. We're the David to Stanford's Goliath. Go Broncos!

by nicktheclicker_ July 5, 2022