Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.

I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(

by BroSchool January 9, 2024

Mike rzepka

The best guy you will ever meet! He has gorgeous eyes. And great hair! He is so funny and nice. If you meet a mike rzepka you will not be able to stop staring and drooling. He is so hot that you will start sweating whenever you see him. Mike rzepka is the best person in the world and he is mine so yeah...

"OMFG"
Is that a MIKE RZEPKA
YEAH HE IS HOTT

by Crazycandy3 January 4, 2013

Mike Done

Expressing disbelief at the actions of someone named Michael.

What horrible thing has Mike Done now?!

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)

Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe

by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018

Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.

Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

mike trevitt

The man of many hats and has comman sense

Mike trevitt is a man of many hats

by Źzzzzzzzz April 20, 2022