To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
Get the To Dutch someone upmug. Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.
by Will Dillan May 27, 2017
Get the dutch germanmug. by LemonMolester May 28, 2022
Get the Dutch Swirlmug. A group of men get together and form a circle. Each person will whip out their dicks and place their left hand as if they are in jerking off formation. The person on the left side will then proceed his right hand on the wrist of the hold’ie then in a calm no homo action, everyone will proceed to gently shake the wrist of the person to the right of you. Creating a Dutch Rotisserie.
Chris: “Wow what an experience I’ve never been a part of a Dutch Rotisserie before!”
Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”
James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”
Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”
James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”
by MegaBong September 9, 2023
Get the Dutch Rotisseriemug. Similar to a donkey punch, When you are going down on your girl and you give her a good, hard punch on her funny bone, causing her to shriek in pain and causing her vagina to squeeze the shit out of your dick. Second best orgasm I've ever had.
"Hey bro, I heard Sam scream really loud last night, you must have dicked her good!"
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."
by MangledTaint May 28, 2019
Get the Dutch Elbowmug. by Ron with a bong March 25, 2022
Get the Dutch Strawberrymug. A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.
by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022
Get the Dutch Maidenmug.