Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.

- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.

by ramer561 September 1, 2025

texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

Texas Triangle

A megalopolitan area shaped like a triangle where Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio

I want to live in the Texas Triangle when I grow up

by bubby3 January 6, 2016

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.

I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy

by eddsned September 9, 2016

Texas Roulette

It’s Russian Roulette with six bullets instead of one.

I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.

by MailBox218 October 24, 2018

Texas

Texas is an average state in America. Yeah, we have a million races of people here, but at least they’re accepted. There are meth heads and drug addicts, but those are practically everywhere nowadays. We do use y’all a lot. We like hanging out, bbq, and late night television watching. It’s quite fun here, but it sucks when you hear what other people say about our Texan pride. We love our state, get over it you stupid person from Oklahoma. We don’t have Oklahoma, but sometimes they’re just so rude about us, we have to. I live in an average suburban area in south Texas. I am in the Houston area but not living in Houston. We do love cooking! (Especially BBQ, it’s just our culture) I can’t believe I have to say this, but it isn’t the 20th century anymore. We don’t ride horses everywhere (honestly that would help the environment though), wear cowboy gear every day (maybe when we celebrate or go to the rodeo), drink too much beer, and say yee haw. I don’t think I’ve ever used that seriously in my life. Every state has flaws. Also, we aren’t the only country that decided to join a larger group. Don’t act like we’re so weak and terrible. Also, don’t get started with the George W. Bush crap. People are very shitty and I could name from terrible people from every other state too. Fuck you. But otherwise, just please stop harassing Texans. We are cool and have good sweet tea, just chill with us.

Lily: I’m from Texas!
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.

by Cheese milk blender May 13, 2023

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024