by Jerkette March 17, 2020
An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 06, 2018
"All roads lead to looks" is a term inspired by the saying, "All roads lead to Rome" which means no matter what you do you will probably get to the same place; no matter what path you take
"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks
It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face
It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general
In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"
"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks
It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face
It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general
In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"
by CorporalCorpses June 30, 2024
by i4nSx June 11, 2020
by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018
A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.
Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.
Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.
by RoadBlokeMaster May 05, 2024