beer perfesser

a professor of physics who writes a whole book about the bubbles in beer

i say is that a beer perfesser I spy in yon chamber?

by chaircrusher May 16, 2007

Beer Deer

The term for when someone is involved in a single car accident while intoxicated, and files an insurance claim the following day which lays blame on a fictional deer (or dog, cat, raccoon, etc.) which jumped in the road and caused the accident.

It could also be used describe a drunk driving accident cover-up told to a spouse, child, police officer, or anyone who would seriously frown upon drinking and driving.

Guy #1: "Hey, I heard you crashed your car on the way home from that party last night. "

Guy #2: "Naw, I just jumped the curb and bent my rim avoiding a beer deer." wink wink "I told my wife that I saved Bambi, and I'd do it again if I had to, it's just a car. "

Guy #1: "You're a real piece of work."

by Jerexy Huxrich July 7, 2016

beer water

Beer that tastes like water/tonic water/club soda.

Man, this corona is beer water, despite being four percent and ice cold.

by BREWTALIZER December 18, 2007

cheers beer

A beer with a lot of foam at the top. Referenced from every beer poured on TV, particularly the TV show Cheers.

"Quit pumping the keg! See, now I got a Cheers beer"

by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy April 10, 2008

Beer:30

some time after beer drinking should have started

Guy to friends: "Hey, you started without me!"
Friends: "Your bad ... it's Beer:30"

by BeerGood October 23, 2012

rockin the beer gut

a very sexy person

Bo:look at that chick.

Bill:o you are talking about pony.

Bo:ya she's "rockin the beer gut".

by billy joe8990078 May 8, 2010

International Beer Day

An August 5th holiday celebrating the glory of Beer. Festivities include: copious beer drinking, double fisting, hooking up, and use of the word "beertastic"

Guy 1: I just called in sick for International Beer Day, let's hit the pub.
Guy 2: Beertastic!

by skyscotty July 9, 2009