Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
Get the swanson linemug. by Nike Minjaj November 28, 2023
Get the Line of connectivitymug. by Jesus_9673 January 6, 2018
Get the bone linesmug. Red-Line Torture is a form cock and ball torture (CNBT) used by the gremlins and involves inserting a Ritalin into the penis hole and anus. You then circumcise the patient and force them to snort a line of their own blood.
by CLINT LORD November 14, 2021
Get the Red-Line Torturemug. When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."
by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023
Get the Hook, Line, and Stinkermug. A line of Pubic hair from the belly button to the pubic line.
Crabs refer to the STI, the line refers to the catch
Crabs refer to the STI, the line refers to the catch
by Miss Granny Smith December 31, 2015
Get the Crab linemug. (Must be done in one breath.) Take a line of yola, followed by a dab of concentrate, then before you exhale , take a shot of liquor of your choice.
by Djzugerwrx May 2, 2017
Get the Z-Linemug.