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Julie

An ascended sentencer used in universal punishments to mirror one’s bad deeds and reflect their own punishments over a zoom sit time crunch which reverses the sinister act to correct, in real-time, the misdeed which results in a monetary community fund to be used for bettering society that operates anonymously from the dark web.
I got Julie murdered and woke up at work getting slammed but thankfully solar roadways have been implemented on my streets to give me a safer easier clean energy lit drive home that offers wireless charging for my Tesla an free Wi-Fi.
by TzarofJustins August 10, 2023
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July 9th

July 9th! A day to re-set your phone and update all social media’s. Decorate your phone and post pretty Insta photos!
“Hey, what do you wanna do on July 9th?” Oh I’m going to reset my phone and decorate it!
by Daily days<3 July 9, 2021
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Juli

Juli is a once in a lifetime kind of girl. Everybody that sees her is instantly amazed at how cute she is. She has the biggest and brightest brown eyes you’ve ever seen and the craziest curliest hair too. Shes the type of girl that you want to run up to and hug every time you see her because of how cute she is. Shes tiny, but in the most adorable way possible. She has endless personality, and whether you want to go out or stay in, play a sport or play a video game, watch a movie or have a deep conversation, Juli is always down and will make it an enjoyable experience. She can be a stubborn girl sometimes, but most of the time she just needs a little push. She is intelligent and can offer amazing advice to anybody going through anything. There isn't a single person who's life wouldn't be made better by meeting a Juli, as she leaves an everlasting impact on each and every person she meets.
“Hey Lucas, is Juli coming to the party this weekend?”
I hope so Diego, I always feel warm when shes around!”
by lilfluzi November 23, 2021
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Julie bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop
by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 20, 2019
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July 25

The day where everyone in Instagram spams their close friends story so much you can't see the space between the dashes.
"Bro, have you seen Stacy's close friends?"

"Yeah ik. It's July 25th"
by Margaret Webster July 25, 2023
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Julie

Yo, is Julie working?

She, that creep is at the coffee shop.
by JumperCables619 November 29, 2021
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