Interneting

Video chatting, messaging, or in any way contacting someone over the internet.

Can you internet Tom?
I was interneting with Sam last night.

by sksbkfbsabfklasbka March 11, 2013

Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020

The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023

Internet Troll

The internet troll is a sub-human creature who is usually a sociopath. The Internet Troll, or “Troll”, has only one purpose in their life online and that is to spite, anger or sadden anyone who walks the plane of the internet. They also commonly in the earlier 2010’s have been seen toppling any structured art, community or entity on the internet by destroying it using their vast numbers. They have no loyalty, no allegiance and no agenda. Sometimes they can be seen organizing attacks, frequently on the website 4chan on the message board /b/. It goes without saying that trolls are usually racist and sexist as that provokes more reactions.

Jim: “Damn did you see Amber Heard’s comment section”
Sean: “No she disabled it”
Jim: “yeah it was full of Internet trolls attacking her”
Sean: “Stop licking my forehead Jim”
Jim: “I’m sorry”

by Danny Despacito May 1, 2020

mormon internet

when a mormon’s internet lags while gaming

*mormon lags in game*

mormon’s friends : MORMON INTERNET

by conr__ November 14, 2025

internet anarchist

Internet Anarchist is a semi-popular documentary/commentary youtuber. He used to work for SunnyV2 and then started his own channel, where he makes documentary on youtuber/internet people. His editing style is similar to SunnyV2 and as a result, often called a SunnyV2 ripoff. Also, he is Australian;(

person 1: Jesus, how Tekkitrealm getting away with it?? Is there no one who will expose his lies??

Jesus: Fear not, my child, for Internet Anarchist shall be the instrument to halt his path.

by Samiul Haider December 20, 2023

internet kitties

Cats but on the internet. They can vary from appropriate to nsfw content. Most often found in memes

My grandma just sent me some pictures of internet kitties, but one is hentai...

by FootSmeller420 July 11, 2021