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World human day

World human day is a holiday where us humans celebrate our very existence. It was brought up that there is no day celebrating humans themselves, even though there is things such as “slap ass day”.
by World human day December 8, 2024
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Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.
Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(
by happyanus July 9, 2018
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Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best
Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot
by TheBL__ December 25, 2019
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Human like animal

The animal characters found in shows that are human like and aren’t furries because they are characters for kids not dressed as animals just talking animals
The Human like animals are characters in cartoons to appeal to kids
by The decipher March 22, 2021
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Humanity

"Humanity is a waste of time"
by Kilote February 15, 2021
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Human privilege

The idea that humans have better access to decent quality healthcare and health insurance, have more access to certain cities, towns, counties, and countries, and issues greatly affecting them are prioritized more frequently in political agendas, regardless of the political identity of those in power, than those affecting other species, despite how some of them can negatively impact the health of a large number of people. Hence, being human can at times be a source of privilege.
Karen: My dad had to go to hospital the other day. It took me five to seven minutes to find a hospital to take him to, which surprised me. I wasn't expecting it to take that long to find him a hospital.
Aaron: I glad you were able to find one in time. You're lucky believe it or not. According to what I heard at one point, it can take up to twenty to twenty five minutes to find an animal hospital that is open twenty-four hours a day. A lot of people often don't realize just how much more accessible and high quality the human healthcare system compared to the animal healthcare system. Its a major example of human privilege.
Karen: In that case you are right, I was very lucky.
by Vanguard 1998 March 27, 2021
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Human

"I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."

"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."
by This is totally the definition November 23, 2021
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