Hard Cheese Sandwich

A pussy you came in the night before and tried to get in the morning after before warming up.

That girl I met last night had such a hard cheese sandwich in the morning, so I called her an uber and sent her home.

by tlynn13322 August 22, 2016

Hard 24/7

When ur hard 24/7 it means you are always horny and all u want to do is fuck fuck fuck with ur erect dick rather than ur soft limp dick

Well hot damn im hard 24/7 that might be a problem and you should go get that checked out

by Dudleyboy July 6, 2016

Gay porn hard

Popularized by the movie "Goon", this term is used to motivate and optimize civil construction crews and Canadian hockey players.

"How hard are we gonna work today boys?"
"HARD!!! GAY PORN HARD!!!"

by Uzidoesit April 21, 2021

Hard water club

Sexual intercourse while on a frozen a body of water (lake or river).

I took my girlfriend ice fishing and we joined the hard water club.

by natkat268 February 5, 2021

hard earned truth

It's the realization of what's true, after going through tough times to get to the truth.

I found it to be a hard earned truth, only realized after going through one of lifes challenges.

by JulJJuesJules July 31, 2017

Too hard basket

A metaphorical basket containing ideas and/or tasks which are either taboo or are deemed extremely difficult to handle.

Example: The idea of sex for the seriously disabled is a too hard basket for some people to come to terms with.

Example: The concept of ordained homosexual bishops is a too hard basket for many religious people with conservative theological views.

by WriteForFun December 31, 2010

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).

Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)

by DirkD January 24, 2007