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floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)
"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"
by darewe August 1, 2023
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Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).
Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.
by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010
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Goat

"Yo have you heard the goat's new album?"
"Who is the goat?"
"Carti dumbass"
by Let me honk your horns pls October 30, 2021
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Goat Boy

An epithet given to a person channeling her/his inner demons in a state of hunger or tiredness often resulting in a goat like scream from the depths of hell.
-Listen, just chill out man, the pizza guy is on his way.
-GWHUUAAWAAHIIOOOAHW F@#* YOU!
-Whoa, play it cool goat boy!
by Boyism June 17, 2019
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Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.
Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.
by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024
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Goat

(Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...

A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.

Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??

Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!

Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018
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GOAT

THATS WHY HES THE GOAT!!!!!
THE GOAAAAAT!!!!!
by majlimajli December 18, 2022
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