cozy gamer

A gamer (female, early-mid twenties) with an impeccable aesthetic, and their tens of thousands adoring Instagram followers know it. Loves playing switch with their cat/dog, a cup of tea and a knitted blanket. Probably only plays Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley or Unpacking

Me: I finally played Unpacking, am I a real cozy gamer now?
Them: Did you make 10 reels about it?
Me: No…
Them: Then no

by peetsandpuzzles January 20, 2023

juan gamer

a new player of a game, mainly a child, that is incredibly laggy and incredibly unskilled at a game

i think this dude is a juan gamer
this juan gamer just blew himself up

by jyat January 28, 2023

Homework Gamer

An Elitist type player/gamer that needs to play game content in the most efficient way to be satisfied.

I hate to play with Josh, he is a total Homework Gamer

by RayoxHD April 3, 2023

Options Gamer

An Options Gamer is a person who has to adjust the settings first before even playing a game rather than after to see if settings need to be adjusted. Also applies to people who have to look at the options without changing them before playing a video game.

"Hey babe, how come you haven't started the game yet?"
"Sorry I just have to make sure the settings suit my monitor and if all the sensitivity is right!"
"Why don't you wait to play to see if you need to change anything?"
"Look, I just know okay"
"Ugh, you're such an Options Gamer"

by jeriahforte April 6, 2023

go gamerballs

go Ga·mer·ball ·s
/ˈɡō ˈɡāmər bôlz/
Slang
to mean to go trolling or go make people annoyed
(goes with sllabremag)

“Hey want to go gamerballs?”

by Goin gamerballs May 25, 2023

playstation gamer

Absolutely fucking gay WHY USE FUCKING SHAPES WHEN YOU CAN JUST USE LETTERS. You’re all absolutely fucking virgins

Playstation gamers are fucking virgins

by KC3287 May 13, 2023

Paradox Gamer

1. A superior kind of bigot, that likes to play Paradox Interactive games, such as Hoi4, CK3 or EU4. Usually also a war criminal.

OH BOY!, I'm tired of those damm Paradox Gamers saying the N-word on the voice chat. I'm sure they want to do a genocide some day!

by Yo_Mama_XIIV July 13, 2023