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The French Claire

The French Claire is a girl who offers her services in 5 languages on the dark-web since 2016, she is used to spy and find informations about specific individual or a group of individuals on social media. She hides her identity under ''The French Claire'' a pretty young canadian girl who is stupid and sensitive, she once said ''You're not the best because you're able to show a lot of money, you're not the best because you can fight back everyone and you're not the best because you can scare some ignorant people. I am the best because no one can tell that I am doing something. They can call me poor, they can call me harmless, they can call me stupid, but me, I know I'm worst than all of them.'' Her services are expensive and the public doesn't have access to it. No one knows her BTC balance because she managed to hide it in other people accounts. If you ever meet that girl, you should be careful because there's 90% of chances that she have everything about you, even if she looks like an innocent girl. Take notes that she doesn't take care of personal and useless cases.
-I need informations about him but I can't get close to anyone in this group.
-Just ask The French Claire it's her job
by vlone#8976 July 9, 2020
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French Wall Sit

When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.
Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.
by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020
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french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
by slickomode September 10, 2020
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French Barracuda

When 2 gay men are having intercourse facing a wall with a suction cup dildo built into it and the man giving has a dick similar to a barracuda and the man receiving is getting it so hard that he is forced to bite down on the dildo to cope with the pain, like eating a French baguette.
Tim went to the back room and gave Dave a French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020
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French Barracuda

When to men are having gay sex with dicks similar to barracudas in front of a wall mounted dildo and the receiver is getting it so hard they are forced to bite down on the dildo to relieve the pain, similar to a French person eating a full baguette.
Tim went to the backroom to give Allen the French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020
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french fries

the fucking best food in the world so oily and deep fried and salted the only part about french fries that sucks is when seagles steal them but the solution is to order chicken wings on the side
by <====8 November 6, 2020
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Forbidden French kiss

When two people simultaniously perform cunnilingus and analingus on a woman at the same time
"I was eating out my girl during a 3 way, and her friend turned it into a forbidden french kiss!"
by DJ RAMENNOODLES October 2, 2020
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