by hep303 March 25, 2022
by Thornberrry June 19, 2018
by Snake in my boot July 28, 2019
An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 03, 2014
that one tall dude with glasses with big prescriptions with brown hair and acts like hes from the hood when hes just another snow bunny fr!?? and def most likely says the n word but not in public cause hes pussy while saggin his pants with his ass out like theres no tomorrow
by zrkix May 03, 2022
that one tall dude with glasses with big prescriptions with brown hair and acts like hes from the hood when hes just another snow bunny fr!?? and def most likely says the n word but not in public cause hes pussy while saggin his pants with his ass out like theres no tomorrow
by zrkix May 03, 2022
by gobbledygook NERD December 07, 2022