Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

Fake friend

That one “friend” who comes in you life just to steal your best friend. That will talk about you behind your back just to tear you and your bestie apart. That say bad things about you to just because they don’t like you.

Person 1 fake friend: hey I heard she sleeps with a stuffed animal
Person 2 best friend: I didn’t need to know that

by Pitcher33885566 February 17, 2020

fake bitch story

a private snapchat story where you talk about people that you aren't friends with anymore and who did you grimey.

Im going to make a fake bitch story on snapchat and talk about people who did me wrong.

by yeahitsj February 24, 2020

Fake grab ass year

They just want to grab girls asses they can’t get no girl that’s y they make these up fucking hell is this how much people have no girls😂

Fake Grab ass year

Grab ass year is fake🤦 ♂️

by Umair Ali February 24, 2020

fake-ation

Taking a vacation somewhere other than where you say you'll go, especially if you try to pass off the fake destination as real.

A YouTuber said she went to Bali, but she really took a fake-ation to Ikea.

by Fnordmeister February 25, 2020

Fake friend

Someone who isn’t considerate towards their friends. Someone who doesn’t acknowledge their friends.

Uriel Noriega is a fake friend, he never says hi to his friends. He ignores them.

by fakefriendidentifier February 26, 2020

Never J-Fake

J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.

A lie. (J-Fake)

Not true or real. (J-Fake)

Cap. (J-Fake)

Kizzy. (J-Fake)

Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.

Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.

Stop all that J-faking.

Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.

by IV000 November 11, 2020