by hgbchagsbshgjhsbd October 26, 2022

Citizen J : "The way things are goin' in the courts with "Peacock Paul" Manafort and "The Bumbler's Bimbo Bagman" Michael Cohen - El Presidumbo Trump will have to build his wall RIGHT around the White House."
by Guru Voodoo August 22, 2018

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025

It's a guy who is always skipping class, he doesn't study a shit and somehow he still passes (sometimes), he is also always getting into trouble and being "amonestado" (punished) by the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), usually when that happens, she says "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of saying that the Patrón is gonna be punished. The Patrón is also doing crazy cool stuff such as burning a lake, beating up a yonqui, or even shouting silly shit such ass "soyyy aññañin" in the middle of the class. However, he also has some smart sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or " "te wa mochar compadre".
It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.
This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.
It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.
This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.
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by iheartradioeatscummage December 9, 2020

3 minutes of earrape by a trash DJ called Carnage. Basically, there is a generic buildup, then suddenly Carnage screams "EL DIABLOOO!!!!!!!" and the track descends into lasers and ear rape designed to wreck hearing systems and subwoofers.
by A dying goat February 8, 2019
