El Kalai

they are most generous persons on the freeking universe. Having an El Kalai in your life is the biggest blessing that could exist. They are skaters. If you have this name, you'll become richer than Trump. Trust me.
the futures masters of the world, a real organisation.... (Like Francs-maçons...)

OMG, did you kill this child for the El Kalai's to become rich and save the universe from Thanos?

by paramécie November 22, 2021

El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

El Baldico

Football term referring to any match between teams whose managers/coaches are bald, with examples of bald managers including but not limited to Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane Nuno Espirito Santo, Erik Ten Hag, Arne Slot, Enzo Maresca, Max Allegri, Stefano Pioli

Examples of El Baldico include:

Man City (Pep Guardiola) vs Man Utd (Erik Ten Hag) 2022-2024
Liverpool (Arne Slot) vs Man City (Pep) 2024-present
Chelsea (Enzo Maresca) vs Liverpool (Slot) or City (Pep) 2024-present

Who will be outed as the bald fraud in tonight's El Baldico? Find out on TNT Sports

by weirdyrandommetal1977 July 16, 2025

El Dorado

A nickname given to talk show guru Ellen DeGeneres.

Hey turn on the TV so I can watch El Dorado, I meant Ellen DeGeneres.

by Zero2infinity October 1, 2018

Fury of El Dorado

Is when two guys are having sex with a woman and then accidentally start urinating on her

She really saw the Fury of El Dorado last night if you know what I mean.

by GTrainK October 14, 2020

El keno

Probably the best person you will ever meet. She will be your person through thick and thin. She will have your back no matter what. She has such a free spirit that it give the rest of the room a good vibe just by her being present.

Man, go get yourself an el keno.

by The girl with dark hair September 2, 2020

Eling

Being unbearable/unlikeable and over all not being worth talking to, due to your lack of your willingness to complete a task

"Why are you Eling"

by Dr. Ursula June 5, 2022