Dude to the kai

A guy that will give you the world. But you dont know if you want it. Oop. Aha jk not really but yanno. Sksksksk

Everyone:“Kill me now”
“Dude to the kai”

by heartcalls July 30, 2019

dude

A fashionable male well attired and shoed. Typically 'dude' is an affectionate but somewhat comical salutation usually by one male to another, a bromance word.

Hey dude how did your date go?

by ALDO10 July 3, 2020

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

Dude Bingeing

When you don't wanna say gangbang out loud.

I've done some dude bingeing lately, it's so good.

by arhanka July 31, 2020

big monster dude

dick dick dick

thats a big monster dude

by saaaas August 18, 2017

Dude Zoo

When a party or event had an inordinate percentage of male attendants and/or unattractive females or shemales of questionable gender. (see also: sausage fest, Allston)

Dude, let's pack it up. This party is a dude zoo and the only way not to go home alone is to get gay.

by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009