Chasing the Clorox Dragon

Injecting bleach or other disinfectants into your body in order to cure COVID-19
Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...
by TransitWorker April 24, 2020
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Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.
-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"
by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013
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steaming dragon

when u r getting a blojob and u blow in the persons mouth and semen comes out their nose
i shot like a steaming dragon in her mouth
by gangsterdillweed May 27, 2007
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Dragon Ball Z

A great & simple TV show that'll make the average person laugh, smile, cry, and get goosebumps. It's a show where the good guys fail at first, but in the end, ALWAYS beat the bad guys. It's also a show that pisses off people who don't know how to appreciate a simple show that makes lots of people feel good, forget their problems, and believe that good can overcome evil.
Dragon Ball Z
by Freeza-Sama December 17, 2010
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Chinese Myth Dragon

A long skinny variety of dragon common in chinese mythology which is sometimes confused with the pokemon dragonaire.
That's not a pokemon, that's a fuckin, that's a chinese myth dragon, That's Henry Zhao's Text Book.
by Ptip06 September 07, 2006
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Shit of the 9 Dragons

When you have to take a massive shit and you cannot hold it. Usually 9 long pieces of shit that sorta shaped like the dragons like in dragon ball z.
God Damn! I Gotta take the shit of the 9 dragons!!
by Gankfest January 22, 2009
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green dragon's blood

Green dragon's blood is a substance brewed from moonshine and weed. it has the potential, if it's well made, to get you both high and drunk, or crunk, at the same time.
maaaan that green dragon's blood fucked us up.
by tdagarim July 30, 2010
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