A dirty Aden is when you stick a finger in your ass mid masturbation while trying to scratch your ass.
by DigBig daddy May 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Aden mug.When an uncircumcised man cums onto a woman’s vagina, not having the cum enter, and sucks it off of her vagina. After sucking the cum off he then kisses his dad while his dad’s penis is stuck inside of a door and puts the cum into his mouth. Then you start a five-some with your mom, dad, best friend, girlfriend, and a random homeless man with herpes. And then you cum all over your mom’s vibrator/dildo. Then you put your penis in a ceiling fan at full speed with blades on it and circumcise yourself.
by Father Germany June 25, 2022
Get the Dirty Günter mug.The act of shitting in a plastic bag at work and taking it home and rubbing it all over your spouse as foreplay
by Damnman August 10, 2022
Get the Dirty Cam mug.A dirty Cruickshank is the act of getting drunk at a strip club halfway through a divorce, then getting a hangover the next day and teaching a room of high schoolers what you don't know about.
by Juan R. November 3, 2022
Get the dirty Cruickshank mug.To attack someone with a bucket of horse semen whilst yodeling then proceeding to have intercourse with a lactating camel.
by NebJo November 8, 2022
Get the Dirty Willa mug.While sitting on your girlfriends face in the 69 position, so as to prevent her struggling from breaking the seal, fart in her mouth and/or nose and keep the seal intact until she farts your fart out of her butt.
I took my girlfriend to the movies last night and she kept dozing off. So I tossed her down and gave her a Dirty Sockow right there in the theater!
by NotMadeUpByMe November 15, 2022
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