Devil's Dictionary

Old fashioned, mostly unfunny, uneditable, version of Urban Dictionary.

SMBC wants to make a new version of The Devil's Dictionary, without realizing it's already here.

by NerillDP March 27, 2024

devil's vacuum

a terminology that is used to reference a blowjob

"yeah Linda gave me the devil's vacuum last night at her place"

by devilsvacuum June 26, 2022

the devil's uno

The name for tarot coined by pearl-clutching midwest church goers...

Those kids are using the devil's uno again

by The real devil's uno April 16, 2021

Devil

Personally a very fun person to be influenced by but also can cause great harm at current moment. Good lesson teacher. Teaches you examples of how to do things right if you are evil in a way. Will cause you bad after life’s if not gotten under control after first time basically could get out of control if under the devils influence.

The devil is my best friend. I don’t believe in god no more. Just kidding.

by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

devil penis

a small stunted ugly penis like bruce harnet

you devil penis

by toby f May 20, 2016

Devil's Floss

Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.

From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"

by zjme October 18, 2009

Tampa Bae Devil Raze

When you do your significant other while simultaneously setting them on fire.

I gave her the Tampa Bae Devil Raze last night.

by RoundenBrown October 31, 2021