Fuzzy Daddy

Someone who stresses over little things. Everything has to be just so.

TAIN STOP STRESSING MAN. YOU'RE SUCH A FUZZY DADDY

by FURMBRO March 3, 2017

anna's daddy

A nasty bitch from the Netherlands that likes to call chlamydia having ass dudes daddy regardless of if they have a girlfriend or not. Also likes to think they are "thick" but look like Krystal's burger meat.

Damn did you see that girl? She must be an Anna's Daddy.

by FWRussell March 6, 2017

Shard Daddy

Someone who provides shards (methamphetamine ) to shard whores without monetary fees in exchange for other services.

That Shard Daddy takes good care of his shard whores.

by MrsParadise March 8, 2017

facebook daddy

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.

Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.

by M00nbaby March 8, 2017

daddy jio

Will finesse everybodys bitch. A person with a huge cock. Ugly but will still fuck your bitch

Hey Jerry you know whats perfect?
what?
Daddy jio

by Daddy jio April 14, 2017

spam daddy

When a bunch of hot daddy's are in/on your spam account(s)

Man I saw one of my spam daddy's today, he wanted to be more than friends. I'm fine with that!

by Hot daddys September 8, 2016

bar daddy

Someone who spends a large sum of cash on someone who clearly isn't interested at the bar

Did you hear about Michelle's bar daddy ?!? He spent $80 on her and went home alone

by Spideymarn August 10, 2016