national crush day

October 19 is National Crush Day. Confess to your crush.

It’s October 19, it’s National Crush Day

by Hazleeeee October 19, 2025

Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.

Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush

by Vacatsi July 5, 2021

Nostalgia crush

Sensation you experience when you return to game you played long ago but developers removed or made all old features obsolete

Best example of Nostalgia crush can be found in game pixel gun 3D , developers removed many old iconic maps and because of power creep with new guns old ones became obsolete , therefore they crushed nostalgia of returning players

by Serb March 5, 2025

twinnie crush

A non-relationship crush two people have on one another as a small joke

Shelby has a twinnie crush on Joe

by xherondaleboys January 1, 2014

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 you have to ask your crush out day

Travis-Hey Mary I wanted to ask you out
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause it’s national ask your crush out day

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.

Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?

by v022 December 5, 2025

crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017