Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.
Proposed in 2006.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.
Proposed in 2006.
Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'
Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'
Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'
Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'
Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'
Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
by Anonymous Bosch June 13, 2012
Get the The 'crack sweat' theoremmug. by kristiealexis January 13, 2008
Get the ass-crack of dawnmug. for example:
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"
"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."
"Quit cracking my noodle!"
"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."
VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"
"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."
"Quit cracking my noodle!"
"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."
VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.
by noodlecrackingwHore May 24, 2012
Get the crack my noodlemug. person 1: he is planning world freckelation!
person 2 who is laughing uncontrollably: dude! u crack me up!
person 2 who is laughing uncontrollably: dude! u crack me up!
by golden weirdo July 20, 2008
Get the crack me upmug. 
After playing candy crush all day the individual can not fall asleep due to visuals of candy dancing in your head
Im all candy cracked out and didn't sleep at all last night every time i close my eyes all i can see is that fucking game!
by rtrmike November 11, 2013
Get the candy cracked outmug. Another word for stupid;When a person does stupid shit without any real reason, cause or valid explanation.
by Khandi86 July 3, 2018
Get the Crack Head Shitmug.