Bum features

When a person uses this phrase it is usually used to make fun of someone else's weird or diformed face.

Guy 1: "Dude, you suck, man"

Guy 2: "Well you have bum features"

by Anthony Peters October 12, 2006

bum washing

The sport of urinating on a derelicts. Considered a charitable deed in cold regions.

I am going bum washing, as soon as I get done with this definition.

by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010

bum fuzzy

To have 2 females ride a dildo simultaneously pleasuring eachother

Wow, did you see kate and paige do the bum fuzzy?

by Jack "the Jackson" Jackson December 06, 2006

Carpet Bumming

A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.

Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?

Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.

by Jimbo J November 12, 2007

camping bum

when you can't take a dump while away camping.

no matter how long i'm away camping i cannot get a brown note must be suffering from camping bum

by concrete shipper July 15, 2010

fun bum

when someone rides the back of a girl during sex

me and Jerry were having a bit of fun bum

by bumfluffgirl21 May 16, 2016

bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"

by tim gadd April 25, 2005