Biscuit

Really old, dirty, smelly, torn up shoes

Look at them dirty ass biscuits!

by Josh1983 October 6, 2008

Biscuit-brained

Clueless or dimwitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Using a biscuit-brained approach will cost you more money and more time.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

Biscuit Maker

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.

"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"

"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"

"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"

by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 3, 2011

Biscuity Finger

The act of placing a finger inside a lady's vagina. Then taking it out and inserting it into a packet of biscuit crumbs. Then placing it in her Vagina once again. Then finally taking it out again and putting the finger into her mouth and make her swallow.

I just gave that chick the Biscuity Finger!

by malandjohn January 21, 2012

biscuit wheels

A PERSON WHO'S GOT IT EASY
RIDING THE GRAVY TRAIN ON BISCUIT WHEELS

Riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels

by SEAN K January 31, 2014

biscuit bean

A person that you will eat biscuits and beans with for the rest of your life.....on an island.

You are my biscuit bean.

by thebiscuitbeaner February 4, 2014

biscutitis

Biscutitis is defined as the condition when your biscut or tits have not been fondled/ touched except for the sole purpose of cleaning maybe part of ablution /bath, leaving you crabby as a female dog in heat.

Doc's in bed with a heated body and dry mouth and pain in body which may be symptoms of acute Biscutitis

by Meljodi January 15, 2015