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Christian

well if you listen to christian music, the feeling doesnt last forever

thats if you get hooked on one song
Christian is a great religion
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is Christian Spriogiannis you are by far the biggest party animal alive.
Yolo where’s Christian Spirogiannis? He’s at the party of course.
by Big lord October 14, 2019
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Christian Sacco

This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.
Girl- Oh is that Christian Sacco, I heard he beats people who are different and loves 9/11.
by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022
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Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz
These are some mighty ugly Christian lights
by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019
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Christian

A very nice, charming man. He would never leave a significant other of him. Unless it comes down to the last scenario. He is loving and loyal as well. But he loves to jerk off the ruby. He wishes she would send him nudes.
“He’s such a Christian just looking for nudes.”
by Jack___ya boy March 4, 2019
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Christian

Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.
Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.

Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023
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Christian Saba

Christian Saba is him.
by KoolKermit March 23, 2024
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